I have a harder time picturing this as a mobile title. Not that there is anything wrong with using a controller, but given how simple the game’s overall controls are, having that slightly more tactile experience certainly makes for more immersive sessions. This is nicely assisted with the recently added Oculus Touch support. Pull and push as needed, serving as inputs. The puzzles themselves? Well, they are presented on the screen but the solutions are all around you. There are more than a dozen endings, tied to the type of puzzle you were solving. The concept here is built around a series of puzzles that range from easy to boggling and everything in between. Red… I don’t know what this says about my impulse control, but I think the game barely started before I poked that button on the gray metal box beneath an old green scale monitor. When your co-worker leaves to use the restroom and says to just keep an eye on things, but don’t actually touch them, what are you going to do? I mean, there is a red restart level too. So what happens when you sit down in front of a big… red… button? This title is an oddly casual yet mind-bending game that is well-executed despite its somewhat simplistic overall premise. Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a puzzle game with a pretty wicked sense of humor.

Dont touch the big red button